Written for: tielan for fandom_stocking, a comm where folks were encouraged to create short things for holiday presents
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Firefly
Also: Gen. Rather cliched. But she'd said: "I tend to prefer the female characters of any show. Really specifically, my favourites are Teyla Emmagan of Atlantis, Sam Carter of SG1, Inara Serra from Firefly, [...]" and my brain immediately coughed this up.


( It could have been any bar in any city on Earth... )

When oxoniensis started gathering prompts for Porn Battle V I somehow got the impression that she was getting more than swamped, so I offered to help her out. After all, I'm unemployed with free time, insane, used to sorting prompts thanks to brain_asplode and, oh yes, insane.

I sorted all the crossovers, the RPF and the "Bandom" stuff. (And, yes, there are still mistakes in those areas, and I feel stupid everytime I see them. Bah.)

Now I must rant about "Bandom" -- my apologies if you are part of this, but for the most part, I would like these people to go out and chew ground glass. About halfway through, oxoniensis added to the prompts post reminding people that if their prompts weren't properly formatted they'd be tossed, and the Bandom people *still* put up stuff that was sometimes so malformed there was NO WAY of guessing what they were asking for. I must have thrown out at least a dozen prompts (mostly, but not all, from one person who Just Couldn't Get It), and it made me sad.


Outside of the stuff that was just unintelligble, there was the fun of trying to sort and remove and/or gather duplicates. I spent a good 2-3 hours with Wikipedia trying to figure things out, because often giving last names helped to sort out duplicates, especially in the Bandom Crossovers (insert major groan here). But when you see
Bandom, Band-name, Joe/Bob, whatever
and Wikipedia says there is NOBODY NAMED BOB in that band...
or even more fun
Bandom, Band-name, Joe/Joseph, whatever
and Wikipedia helpfully points out that there used to be a Joe in the band, who left a year ago, but that there are currently now *two* Josephs in the band...

Yes, you write Bandom? Here's your ground glass.



Anyway, as a thank you, oxoniensis sent me a gold star, which is in my profile, for the next 2 weeks the mail said :). Whee! I am so amused. Nobody's given me a gold star since I was in 5th grade, and that was... 35 years ago? Something like that ;).

And I actually wrote, too! I wrote
Pineapple (Ocean's 11, Danny/Rusty, oral fixation, pineapple), which is the second time I've written a prompt for Rusty from Ocean's 11 and oral fixation.

And then I wrote Just Desserts (Crossover: Stargate Atlantis/Stargate SG-1, Rodney McKay/Cameron Mitchell, "revenge/dessert"), which is kind of a tag to the SG-1 S10 episode "The Pegasus Project", and which is still making me giggle. I make myself laugh too much.

I might write more. But for now - speaking of brain_asplode time to put the new pairings list up there! Laterz!

p.s. Go read the porn battle stories if you haven't. If you want to add a story, she's had to start a 2nd page 'cause everyone's writing! Be a joiner! And write something for brain_asplode too :-P.

update: and I also wrote Little Surprise (Crossover, Babylon 5/Stargate SG-1, Susan Ivanova/Ba'al, BOOM). Hee.

oxoniensis, she of the porn battles, is hosting a Hugs, Cuddles & Kisses comment-fic thingy until Sunday, 4/15 at about 4pm EST.

I'm trying to write for it but
a) not feeling very well (actually spent all day exhausted in bed after spending all yesterday in can't-walk pain)

b) most of the prompts just aren't doing it for me (maybe I'll be stupid and write my own prompts. They're all *weird*).

c) the "r" key on my keyboard is starting to fail.


Among the prompts I submitted:

Battlestar Galactica, Kara Thrace & Karl Agathon, winning and losing

Firefly, Mal & Wash, all work and no play
Firefly, Jayne/River, hiding in the shadows

Stargate Atlantis, Caldwell & Hermiod, bombs
Stargate Atlantis, Sheppard & Kavanagh, hair

Stargate SG-1, Vala & Siler, bandage

War of the Worlds (tv), Suzanne McCullough/Paul Ironhorse / Harrison Blackwood, dare

Crossover, Babylon 5 / Firefly, Susan Ivanova/Malcolm Reynolds, water

Crossover, Star Trek: DS9 / Stargate SG-1, Miles O'Brien & Sgt Siler, tools

Crossover, Stargate SG-1 / Stargate Atlantis, Ba'al / Lorne, snark

[& the winner of the "I will probably have to write it anyway":]
Crossover, Buckaroo Banzai / War of the Worlds (tv), Buckaroo Banzai & Harrison Blackwood, anger

because if you know BB & have seen the WotW series, it'd make sense

[So far (that I've seen) only one of my prompt has been used, purple_cube wrote from SGA, Teyla/Lorne, cards.]

Title: In Sickness And
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen. Crossover with "The Stand"
Warnings: AU from Return Pt. 1. Death (OCs). Violence. Bad words.
Word Count: 2640
Disclaimer: <#include "std-disclaimer.h">
A/N: Another side to
Captain Trips Is Not The Name Of An Air Force Officer but can be read independently.
There is at least one more fic to come out of this.
Summary: "The world has gone all to hell and Rodney McKay is my savior. Just how weird is that?"

( She wasn't a biologist but she heard the whispers about Project Blue )

Title: Captain Trips Is Not The Name Of An Air Force Officer
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen. Crossover with SG1 & The Stand.
Warnings: AU from Return Pt. 1. Character deaths.
Word count: About 1900ish
Disclaimer: <#include "std-disclaimer.h">
A/N: Originally posted in/for the sga_flashfic "Sickness" challenge. Some things corrected here after digging through the book some more.
For cesperanza, who loves The Stand more than I do. This may not make complete sense if you haven't read the book or seen the mini-series, but I've tried.
The main thing you need to know: The plague is started by an experiment gone wrong, and it's over 99% fatal. Nobody knows why some people are immune.
Summary: This was it, what was left of the SGC.

( Lorne's team had been off-world when the plague started. )

As you might guess from the title, this was the last one I did for the Porn Battle.

This time some SGA/SG1 slasy porn with a little kinkiness.

(I think I really like writing these two, they amuse the crap outta me.)

( Last Licks )

Added to and improved over the first thing I posted to the Porn Battle.

( SG1/SGA Cam Mitchell / John Sheppard (prompt: fistfight) )

Title: No Lighter Burden, Nor More Agreeable
Pairing: Lorne/Mitchell, Lorne/Sheppard
Rating: Adult. NC-17. Not for the kiddies.
Wordcount: ~6500
Warnings: Spoilers for (and refers to) SG-1 10x03 (Pegasus Project)
Summary: Requested: When SG-1 comes to Atlantis, it brings an old relationship back into Lorne's life.
Disclaimer: <#include std-disclaimer.h>
A/N
o Fanon assumptions stolen:
- Lorne is a luddite who prefers paper & pen over computers
- Sheppard is always dumping paperwork on Lorne.
o Handholding, ideas, and beta from the fantabulous triple7lies
- Bonus points for handholding & ideas from lilyayl & Josh

Written for slashfest IV. So there's slash in here. Adult slash.

( No Lighter Burden, Nor More Agreeable )

People keep mixing up three of the main people behind the Stargate shows and it's driving me (further) insane.

Warning: A few graphics (3-4) and some links within.

( Peter, Martin and Martin: Don't Mix Them Up )

Links to this are posted to sg1 and atlantis.

Title: Rollin' and Tumblin'
Summary: It certainly *sounded* simple enough.
Pairing: Sam/Daniel
Setting: S9 (only spoilery for general principles of the season)
Word count: 2325ish
Rating: Adult (NC17)
Warnings: Sex. Het sex. With sex words.
Request: FOR shutthef_up for sg_rarepairings
- Wanted: Dirty!Sam (as in grime. Daniel can be dirty too, it's up to the author)
Sudden, unexpected realization of attraction. Unusual setting (offworld, on a
ship... someplace other than Sam's or Daniel's homes)
- Not Wanted:: Aliens Made Us Do It, Character Death, Evil Twins
Notes: Thanks to my fabulous beta, triple7lies. The title of the fic is from
the title of a song by Muddy Waters. It seemed appropriate :-).

( Teal'c was off with the free Jaffa, which had left just Sam and Daniel to go deal with the Nomorians. )

i got home earlier than expected, so ( ok, i've seen them now (spoilers within) )

Will someone PLEASE get TPTB to stop combing Carson's hair so he looks like a Scottish Troll Doll?!?!?!?

Cripes. The guy has the most gorgeous eyes and I can barely stand to look at him with that HAIR.

HAIR!!!!!!

The problem with having two LJs is that I get behind on one friend's list, then I get behind on the other, and back and forth.....

There just isn't enough time in the world for all I need to do.

OK, that's a lie. There's plenty of time, I just spend too much of it sleeping :/.

Anyway. Brief comments on Friday's episodes:

200: I watched it with some friends (usually I download via torrents) via Tivo. It took us nearly 90 minutes to watch 200 because we had to keep stopping. We laughed ourselves purple.

Real World: I don't like Weir much, so that didn't help. But even with that I thought the story was weak and cheesy and probably the worst thing they've ever done. The "Spock's Brain" of SGA, as it were :).

The special: I can't wait to get my hands on it. SO MUCH MARTIN WOOD.

I will not drool on my keyboard.
I will not drool on my keyboard.
I will notiueaksla akeyebordksaj.

Crap.

apparently from the "jeremiah" set

with a fan at a gatecon

gatecon 2003

3 interviews, lots of pictures including ones of him and Peter Deluise.

from a european con

Cunningham, Higginson, Wood, Deluise

Wood & Deluise

filming Grace Under Pressure

My own screencaps from the 200th SG1 Episode special.

With Steve Bacic (Camalus) - quote from the page that links to it, "Could you act a little more manly and sexy, Steve?"

A list (with caps) of all of his cameos in episodes. (The Wormhole X-Treme "Man in Black" bit is especially nice. Oh, the man cleans up so well.

( I wanted to make comments before I read other people's comments... )


Now to read what others think. Other people always pick up on stuff I missed, and then I "have to" go watch the episode again. Such tragedy.