OK ok. This is the (first) post I made to the Porn Battle. I thought it was weird crack, but people liked it. So, wtf, I'm gonna post it here. And then I will curl up and die of shame, because I have so *hideously* abused an iconic, historic folk song from the USA, as well as written song-fic (which, to me, is just one shy step above writing a mary-sue).

( 250ish words of Captain Hammer solo porn within )

With huge apologies to Pete Seeger and Lee Hays, who are probably spinning in their graves at 3200 RPM. Oh my god, I'm going to HELL.



Horrifically: for the Fluff/Comedy, Short, and PWP categories.

Title: Six SGA Snippets I Will Never Expand
(Where SGA Stands For: Slashy[ish] Genderfucked AUs)
Rating: R
Category: Humourish Crack!Fic
A/N I saw the Genderfuck Grab Bag post and then crack ate my brain. Five prompts twisted six ways. Posted also to that comm.

( Lose Your Mind Here )