From comment_fic, Decaf for the April Fool's Day prompt: Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, Switching coffee for decaf. [Fairly PG, though]

From synecdochic's Inaugural Dreamwidth Comment Porn Meme, Peanuts, for the prompt: Ocean's 11, Rusty/Linus, peanuts. [Also not very porny, but more R-rated.]